I sat and I thunk
As my muscles went, clunk!
Though my gluteus is
maximus,
The rest of me is
laximus;
My abs and pecs have
rested
Way too long as you
can see;
Some muscles I am
glad to meet—
Their workouts are a
two-way street;
The more I laugh, the
more I feel a lift
Inside of me;
A well-toned laugh
can lift its weight
A hundred happy ways; ,
I'll work those
muscles every day
To help me cast the
blues away,
And lighten up my
days;
Yes, I must admit
That I'm not as fit
As the girl I used to
be;
While I might regret,
I mustn't let
Those thoughts get
the best of me;
The best of me is yet
to be—
So my hopeful spirit
shouts,
For the part of me
That's the heart of
me,
Still grows from the
inside out!