Ode
To My Refrigerator!
O wondrous white
container,
That keeps my veggies
fresh,
I've come to pick out
something,
But I really must
confess
That I haven't got
the foggiest
Idea why I came;
While you stand, wide
open, patiently,
I must accept the
blame;
You know that I'll
remember,
After I've closed
your door,
I only have to leave
the room,
We've been through
this before;
As I head across the
living room,
I hear you call me
back,
"Perhaps you'd
like to take your phone?
You've left it on my
rack!"